Previous Captions
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- "Hands up if you hate Man U...
Hands up if you hate Man U"
- "No
wonder Mr Benn wasn't very forthcoming with
the invites to his new London pad."
- "Ken
Bates' hotel was taking shape."
- "The
Greeks suddenly realise austerity has gone
too far."
-
"Sorry but
my driving instructor said to stick
to the white line!"
-
Mr Benn woke up in his tent at Glastonbury
and wasn't sure the effects of Jeremy's
cakes had completely worn off.
- "If she's got a sister I'll be round
in half an hour."
- "The 2012 Olympic show jumping tickets
might have been overpriced thought Jim"
- "This wasn't the company car scheme
Jim
expected."
- "Bernie Ecclestone had gone too far
this time
in his attempt to boost the F1 viewing figures."
- "Nice hair!"
- "The final of 'Mr Gay UK 2011' reaches an
exciting climax"
- "Hands up if you've had an
encounter with
Bruno The Beard at El Camion in Soho."
- "Hands up who likes E*brace?" - Mr C was
in the middle of another of his funny dreams.
- "Are you the Lighthouse Family?"
- "Since Wacko Jacko's death, Becks found
that judging the King Of Pop Lookalike
Contest was getting more difficult every
year as the standard dropped."
- "When
I said I wanted a greenhouse..."
-"No, surely not her too? That's Ann
Widdecombe!"
- "The
bar staff in The Ship were taking no risks
when Mr C handed over his wallet to buy a round"
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