- "The Scouse Village People auditions weren't
    going too well."

- "Those teabagging stains were a devil to shift
    with soap and water."

- "London 2012 Olympic heats held in Pilton"

- "Cossie's dislike of Guinness truffles was only
    matched by Mrs C."

- "It was a typical day after the night before for
    Mr Benn of The Flakey Four."

- "You were meant to prick my boil!" screamed
    a delirious Mr Benn at the dyslexic Nurse Balls

- "and I was holding the guinness in my left
    hand, like this, when suddenly..."

- "Mr. Benn wondered if she had a sister?"

- "Mr C still wasn't sure he had enough beer
   for Oxegen"
 

- "The human cannonball hadn't allowed for the
    strong cross wind."